I'm compelled to reply that even though we haven't traditionally hung out so much at CosCol, your presence was indeed noticed--and in fact, missed.
Stash additions are a necessary evol, and I'm glad you added! However, a penance is required, and I hereby deem that yours shall be to produce something to make us envious! (Of course, as envy is a sin, this in turn requires us to produce something fabulous in turn for our own penance; such is Teh Costumers' Circle o' Contriteness.)
Sorry to hear that Klondike bars are AWOL, :)